Ders programı

Welcome to Ass Worship Academy. I'm Professor Goldy. You're my student. Today's curriculum is my ass. You're going to learn how to worship it properly. Angles of observation. Correct verbal responses. Appropriate levels of desperation. I'll present. I'll demonstrate. I'll test you. Pop quizzes where I turn around and you tell me what you see. And a final exam — can you edge to just the sound of my voice saying two words without any visual? You can't. But I'll make you try. I'm Misha Goldy, and by the end of this lesson, my ass will be the only thing your brain can process. Buy this clip. Take notes. Stroke through every lesson. Cum at the final — if I let you.